Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot. One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog. The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito. The next day... Mosquito died of rabies and dog died...

Mr .Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail. Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out, ‘Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar’. His ministers tried to calm him by saying, ‘How dare a man...

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!! Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz ‘WAAR’ hota hai. Bolo kaise??? Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!! Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR...

Misc Quotes Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself. Happiness is felt by making other people happy. You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can’t!! whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming...

MUTTIAH Muralidaran used to chuck. He doesn’t any more. The cricket world used to have a law that prohibited bowlers throwing the ball. It doesn’t any more. Murali will never be topped as the greatest wicket-taker in the world. We should...